Hellbilly Mama

I am self-diagnosed as "Crazy, OCD, Paranoid and Bipolar" AKA - Mom, Maid, Chauffeur, Doctor, Teacher, Chef, IT Tech, Alarm Clock and Counselor. I have 3 awesome, unique and demanding kids and 1 awesome grandson that is my sidekick they contribute fully to the above job positions. We (I) also have 3 dogs Bocephus, Daisy and the 12 wk. old puppy Dixie, 3 cats (5 kittens 2 wks. old) btw - momma kitty didn't like being tied down and took off 2 days ago, so now we (I) am bottle feeding the kittens every 2 hours, 6 Chickens (laying Hens), and 1 Pot Belly Pig named Bacon. I really have officially gone to Hell - Hell, Michigan that is, we moved here 9 years ago. It’s nice being out here in the middle of nowhere we are close enough to civilization to get to town in 20 min, but far enough away to be the Hellbillies that we are.